Rhetoric of Fear

The Death of the California Dream

Health Care in Perspective

The Discipline

Leave No Child Behind

No Daddy, No!

Unconditional

Equal Justice under the Law

Thank God I Am Not A Woman

Infallible

"Don't ask, don't tell"

Thou Shalt Not Kill

Irreconcilable Differences

My Will

Positive Reinforcement

Changing My Name After Sixty Years

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The elimination of negative words brings clarity to speech


My Will

A few years ago I needed to revise my will. I met with a probate lawyer and we went through the standard estate questionnaire.

"Keep the language simple and positive," I asked the attorney.

The will came back in standard legalese. I could see an immediate challenge from my surviving family to a will couched in language that all my life I had consciously and vigorously avoided. I gingerly requested some modest changes.

Please say "I am single," instead of "Not married," I asked.

"Under no constraint and undue influence," is redundant I suggested. "Of sound mind and memory should suffice."

Please eliminate "I have no deceased children" and list the names of my living children, I asked the attorney.

My lawyer's patience and my will shrank considerably as I eliminated words such as "indirectly" and phrases such as "not withstanding."

Finally, we reached the end of the will. My lawyer's patience had reached its limit when I suggested on final change.

"Mr. Ross," the attorney told me "I must insist on the words 'I have no other will.' "

I held firm. This is the only will I have.

10/23/1999